Bite Me

Bite Me
Author: Christopher Moore
Pages: 352
ISBN: 9780061986161
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Release: 2010-03-23
Editor: Harper Collins
Language: en

Explanation of the Book:

“Christopher Moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of the word.” —Carl Hiaasen The undead rise again in Bite Me, the third book in New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore’s wonderfully twisted vampire saga. Joining his farcical gems Bloodsucking Fiends and You Suck, Moore’s latest in continuing story of young, urban, nosferatu style love, is no Twilight—but rather a tsunami of the irresistible outrageousness that has earned him the appellation, “Stephen King with a whoopee cushion and a double-espresso imagination” from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution and inspired Denver’s Rocky Mountain News to declare him, “the 21st century’s best satirist.”

The Bite Me Balance Cookbook

The Bite Me Balance Cookbook
Author: Julie Albert,Lisa Gnat
Pages: 336
ISBN: 9780525610557
Available:
Release: 2020-10-06
Editor: Appetite by Random House
Language: un

Explanation of the Book:

Ditch diets forever because The Bite Me Balance Cookbook, chock full of easy, healthy recipes (and occasional treats), is sure to help you get (and stay) in your happy pants. When the number one question you are asked is, "How do you eat dessert and still do up your pants?" you know that you have to share your answers. Enter Bite Me sisters Julie Albert and Lisa Gnat, the saucy siblings who have said buh-bye to the fad diet world, forced the food police into early retirement, and figured out the secret to waist management: moderation. While this mindful approach to eating is neither sexy nor a magic bullet, it works--and for a lifetime at that. In The Bite Me Balance Cookbook, Julie and Lisa whip up 138 delicious, easy-to-follow recipes for breakfast and brunch, lunch, weeknight dinners, and special gatherings. No matter your challenge (you want healthy food that's scrumptious and satisfying, your friends are gluten-free, your mother-in-law's coming to dinner, your kids are famished and need to eat NOW) The Bite Me Balance Cookbook has you covered. Packed full of helpful tips and tricks, a wide array of foolproof recipes (75% healthy, 25% butter!) to suit every occasion, and belly laughs with these tell-it-like-it-is sisters, this book is guaranteed to set you up for success in the kitchen and at the table. The Bite Me Balance Cookbook is what you've been waiting for: an approachable, fun, and funny roadmap to guide you towards a perfect healthy and happy balance.

Bite Me

Bite Me
Author: Ally Hilfiger
Pages: 320
ISBN: 9781455567072
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Release: 2016-05-10
Editor: Center Street
Language: en

Explanation of the Book:

Ally was at a breaking point when she woke up in a psych ward at the age of eighteen. She couldn't put a sentence together, let alone take a shower, eat a meal, or pick up a phone. What had gone wrong? In recent years, she had produced a feature film, a popular reality show for a major network, and had acted in an off-Broadway play. But now, Ally was pushed to a psychotic break after struggling since she was seven years old with physical symptoms that no doctor could explain; everything from joint pain, to night sweats, memory loss, nausea, and brain fog. A doctor in the psych ward was finally able to give her the answers her and her family had desperately been searching for, and the diagnosis that all the previous doctors had missed. She learned that she had Lyme disease-and finally had a breakthrough. What she didn't know was that this diagnosis would lead her down some of the most excruciating years of her life before beginning her journey to recovery from eleven years of misdiagnosis and physical pain. She would need to find her courage to heal physically, mentally, and emotionally, and become the survivor she is today. Set against the backdrop of the fast-paced fashion and entertainment industries, BITE ME shares the heartbreaking and hilarious stories that moved Ally forward on her journey from sickness to health. Its themes will be familiar to more than 300,000 Americans diagnosed with Lyme disease each year, many of whom, like Ally, wondered for years what was wrong with them. BITE ME offers readers hope and ideas for how one can transition from victim to survivor, and shares the spiritual principles and actions that have contributed to her wholeness as a human, mother, and international spokesperson against Lyme disease.

Bite Me Too

Bite Me Too
Author: Julie Albert,Lisa Gnat
Pages: 296
ISBN: 1770871527
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Release: 2012-05-01
Editor: Unknown
Language: en

Explanation of the Book:

A celebration of cooking and art and a multi-sensory fulfilling feast

Bite Me

Bite Me
Author: Fabio Parasecoli
Pages: 168
ISBN: 9781845207618
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Release: 2008-10-15
Editor: Berg
Language: en

Explanation of the Book:

Food is not only something we eat, it is something we use to define ourselves. This title considers the ways in which popular culture reveals our relationship with food and our own bodies and how these have become an arena for political and ideological ba.

Bite Me

Bite Me
Author: Fabio Parasecoli
Pages: 176
ISBN: 9781847886040
Available:
Release: 2008-09-01
Editor: Berg
Language: un

Explanation of the Book:

Food is not only something we eat, it is something we use to define ourselves. Ingestion and incorporation are central to our connection with the world outside our bodies. Food's powerful social, economic, political and symbolic roles cannot be ignored - what we eat is a marker of power, cultural capital, class, ethnic and racial identity. Bite Me considers the ways in which popular culture reveals our relationship with food and our own bodies and how these have become an arena for political and ideological battles. Drawing on an extraordinary range of material - films, books, comics, songs, music videos, websites, slang, performances, advertising and mass-produced objects - Bite Me invites the reader to take a fresh look at today's products and practices to see how much food shapes our lives, perceptions and identities.

Bite Me If You Can

Bite Me If You Can
Author: Lynsay Sands
Pages: 384
ISBN: 9780061739125
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Release: 2009-10-13
Editor: Harper Collins
Language: en

Explanation of the Book:

Once Bitten . . . One minute Leigh is walking home in the early hours of the morning, and the next a vampire is sinking his teeth into her neck. Turns out it was a rogue vampire marked for termination, but it does Leigh little good because the damage's already been done. She's become one of them. Lucian Argeneau, hunter of rogue vampires, has been alive for over two thousand years, and there's very little to excite him anymore. Food has become tasteless, sex is ordinary. Then Leigh drops into his life. Suddenly he finds himself craving coffee . . . and imagining the sassy brunette atop the black satin sheets on his nice big bed. It's Lucian's job now to enlighten Leigh on the inner workings of being immortal . . . and tutoring her is igniting a fire in him that hasn't burned in centuries. But until they stop a renegade bloodsucker from destroying the human race, passion will have to wait!

Bite Me

Bite Me
Author: Shelly Laurenston
Pages: 384
ISBN: 9781617732454
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Release: 2013-05-17
Editor: Kensington Books
Language: en

Explanation of the Book:

An “uproarious” shifter romance with “intensely satisfying chemistry between the leads” from the New York Times-bestselling author (Publishers Weekly). Livy Kowalski has no time for idiots. When you shapeshift into a honey badger, getting through life's irritants is a finely honed skill. Until she gets stuck housing her nutso cousin and dealing with her dad's untimely and unexplained demise. That's where Vic Barinov comes in--or his house does. Vic can't step outside without coming back to find Livy devouring his honey stash and getting the TV remote sticky. It gets his animal instincts all riled up. But he'll have to woo her at high speed: all hell is breaking loose, and Livy is leading the charge… “Erotically charged…Laurenston builds up her world with a sprawling cast of memorable characters and their over-the-top antics, featuring everything from bear-only towns with Renaissance Faires to shifter roller derby…delightfully zany.”—Publishers Weekly

Bite Me

Bite Me
Author: Melissa Francis
Pages: 304
ISBN: 9780062005656
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Release: 2010-08-10
Editor: Harper Collins
Language: en

Explanation of the Book:

AJ Ashe isn't your typical seventeen-year-old vampire—as if there is such a thing! She's stuck in the middle of a huge fight between her two BFFs. Her ex-boyfriend—whom she's still totally in love with, by the way—is now her stepbrother. A former classmate—who, um, she may or may not have turned into a vampire—is stalking her. And now, apparently, the fate of humankind lies in her little undead hands. What ever happened to the good old days, when all a vampire girl had to worry about was the occasional zit and hiding her taste for blood?

Bite Me

Bite Me
Author: Cynthia Eden
Pages: 329
ISBN: 9781942840411
Available:
Release: 2021
Editor: Hocus Pocus Publishing, Inc.
Language: en

Explanation of the Book:

Vamps and werewolves are supposed to be sworn enemies. They aren’t supposed to feel a white-hot attraction that burns soul deep. Lust comes first (and fast!) in these tales, but love is close behind. Are you ready for a bite? Forbidden Bite – Book 1 “Don’t look into her eyes. If you do, she’ll take your soul.” Werewolf Griffin Romeo has new prey—a sexy female vamp named Isabella has been hunting in Sin City, and it’s Griffin’s job to stop her. Tracking Isabella is easy work for an alpha wolf, but once he gets close to gorgeous Isabella…Griffin’s careful plans go straight to hell. Because with one bite, he’s absolutely hooked on her, lost…mated. (Word Count: 32,000) Mating Bite – Book 2 Werewolf Carter Sinclair is on the hunt. He’s tracking a newly turned vamp, a beauty with bite named Lauren McIntosh. But once Carter gets the vamp in his arms, his easy mission suddenly goes straight to hell. One taste, one bite that should never have happened…and Carter’s whole world changes. Nature has plans for him and Lauren. They’re to be mates, but a vicious vamp is waiting in the dark—a killer who has already claimed Lauren as his. (Word Count: 52,000)

Bite Me

Bite Me
Author: Nikki Stafford
Pages: 128
ISBN: 9781554903139
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Release: 2010-12-14
Editor: ECW Press
Language: en

Explanation of the Book:

This comprehensive analysis sinks its teeth into Buffy the Vampire Slayer, examining the development of the show's characters and charting mythical, historical, and religious themes across all seven seasons. It's been 10 years since the wildly popular fra

Bite Me

Bite Me
Author: Fallon Jones
Pages: 168
ISBN: 9780557349548
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Release: 2010-08-11
Editor: Lulu.com
Language: en

Explanation of the Book:

Book One of the Serpents and Saints SagaHolly Hawthorne was just a good girl with a Cassandra Complex, but that all changed when she opened her door to the handsome, sarcastic vampire bleeding on her porch. And something about his peridot eyes seemed too familiar… Hadn’t she seen them before somewhere?Surrounded by a cheerleading werewolf with pink fingernails, a Russian Amazon with a fetish for big guns, vision-impaired vampire, and an ancient prophecy, the caustic couple has to wonder: can true love really conquer all?Even death?

Bite Me Your Grace

Bite Me  Your Grace
Author: Brooklyn Ann
Pages: 352
ISBN: 9781402274459
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Release: 2013-04-02
Editor: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Language: en

Explanation of the Book:

"Readers who crave both a classic Regency and a shadowy paranormal will sink their teeth into Ann's tale, with its engaging characters and light touches."—RT Book Reviews First in a witty, sexy paranormal Regency romance series, England's "vampire craze" is causing much vexation for the Lord Vampire of London, Ian Ashton. To save his reputation, Ian enlists aspiring authoress Angelica Winthrop, who has hidden plans of her own. Dr. John Polidori's tale "The Vampyre" burst upon the Regency scene along with Mary Shelley's Frankenstein after that notorious weekend spent writing ghost stories with Lord Byron. A vampire craze broke out instantly in the haut ton. Now Ian Ashton, the Lord Vampire of London, has to attend tedious balls, linger in front of mirrors, and eat lots of garlic in an attempt to quell the gossip. If that weren't annoying enough, his neighbor, Angelica Winthrop, has literary aspirations of her own and is sneaking into his house at night just to see what she can find. Hungry, tired, and fed up, Ian is in no mood to humor his beautiful intruder... Scandals with Bite series: Bite Me, Your Grace (Book 1) One Bite Per Night (Book 2) Bite at First Sight (Book 3) Praise for Brooklyn Ann: "Breezy and entertaining." —Publishers Weekly "Unique...a delightful way to spend an afternoon." —Long and Short Reviews

Bite Me

Bite Me
Author: Beth Bolden
Pages: 356
ISBN: 1985066289
Available:
Release: 2018-02-03
Editor: Unknown
Language: en

Explanation of the Book:

Talented pastry chef Miles Costa is bored. Working at the celebrated Napa Valley restaurant Terroir is supposed to be the cherry on top to a promising career, but instead it's a creative desert. So when he gets an offer to turn his online video series into a career, he leaves his three best friends in Napa and swaps Terroir for Los Angeles.With the resources now at his fingertips, turning his pastry series into a hit should be easy. Then Miles meets his producer, Evan Patterson, and realizes he's screwed. And not even in the good way.It's not a meet-cute . . .Evan lives to work and loves every minute detail Miles loathes. Not only that, he seems hell bent on micromanaging every aspect of Miles' show despite the fact he knows nothing about the culinary arts. Evan doesn't even like sweets-until Miles seduces him with a rainbow of delectable confections he can't resist.. . . it's a collision.With every confrontation, the intensity between them flares even hotter until they're not sure if it's hatred they feel . . .or something else. Is it possible for two people with nothing in common to discover common ground and romance?

Mosquitoes Don t Bite Me

Mosquitoes Don t Bite Me
Author: Pendred Noyce
Pages: 200
ISBN: 194343137X
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Release: 2018-09
Editor: Tumblehome Learning, Incorporated
Language: un

Explanation of the Book:

Mosquitoes don't bite Nala Simiyu. It's part of who she is, like being a half-Kenyan seventh-grader whose mother is in a wheelchair. But when a schoolmate's father--who happens to head up a large drug company--learns of Nala's special power, the excitement begins. Nala has the chance to travel to Kenya to investigate mosquitoes' reactions to her father's family. All goes well until a man heartbroken by his daughter's death from malaria kidnaps Nala. In the midst of a realistic adventure story, this book will introduce young readers to such dilemmas as health disparities, subtle racism, and who owns biological information. Brave, fallible, compassionate and spirited, Nala is a strongly relatable character in a loving, imperfect family.

Bite Me

Bite Me
Author: Julie Albert,Lisa Gnat
Pages: 272
ISBN: 1770871314
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Release: 2011-06-15
Editor: Unknown
Language: en

Explanation of the Book:

BITE ME provides the answer to the most commonly asked question, “What’s for dinner?” You won’t need an army of souschefs, a pantry of guava paste or a blowtorch to turn a bag of groceries into a satisfying meal. BITE ME is 175 dependably delicious, rigorously tested recipes created for the urban and suburban, the aspiring and well-seasoned home cook.BITE ME speaks to more than just your stomach. The creation of food is intimately tied to the world outside the kitchen—family, art, music, movies and pop culture are constant sources of laughter and inspiration. BITE ME is a multi-sensory smorgasbord, a feast for your eyes (including images from legendary photographers David Lachapelle, Miles Aldridge and Melvin Sokolsky), ears (suggested tunes to cook to), nose and mouth.

Bite Me

Bite Me
Author: Laura C Lefkowitz DVM,Laura Lefkowitz
Pages: 244
ISBN: 0692602348
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Release: 2015-12-20
Editor: Laura C Lefkowitz
Language: en

Explanation of the Book:

Fun filled stories which allow you to live within the walls of a veterinary hospital. Experience the dramas, the traumas and the comedies that regularly take place in a veterinary emergency room. Meet a vicious hamster, an angry clinic cat, a dog attacked by a beaver, and a snake with an unwanted appendage. Each animal has it's own unique story that you will find yourself immersed in. Follow the pet through it's sometimes humorous, sometimes hackle- raising medical care and overhear the conversations that take place between the veterinarian and the owner. Each pet has it's owner attached and this owner often has his own fascinating story to tell. The stories in this book will open your eyes to the modern capabilities of veterinary medicine while simultaneously enlightening you about the common diseases and emergencies that are seen by veterinarians. From page to page you will find yourself laughing, crying, angry, shocked, laughing again, and then eager to know more. Bite Me is a must-read for any pet owner, any person aspiring to be a veterinarian, any veterinary student, and any person who has an interest in the welfare of both animals and people

Lick Me Bite Me Eat Me Funny Naughty Rude Easter Bunny Gift Present Book Notepad Notebook Composition and Journal Gratitude Diary

Lick Me Bite Me Eat Me  Funny Naughty Rude Easter Bunny Gift Present Book Notepad Notebook Composition and Journal Gratitude Diary
Author: Silly Sun Designs
Pages: 102
ISBN: 1092388265
Available:
Release: 2019-04
Editor: Independently Published
Language: en

Explanation of the Book:

Personalised Homework Book Notepad Notebook Composition and Journal Gratitude Diary Paperback notebook 6.0" x 9.0" with college ruled lines on each page. Approximately 100 pages in all. Great to have with you when you need to make those little notes at short notice. Would make a great Christmas or birthday gift for a friend or a family member. Whether it is the start of the school year or half way through it these school journals are great gifts for boys and girls, students of any age and teachers. Filled with ruled paper this school workbook is a must have for every student with 100 pages offering ample room for school homework and notes. These back to school journals work great for: Back to School Memory Book Back to School Supplies & Essentials School Year Keepsake Book School Record & Planner Homeschooling School Supplies Composition Books & Homework Teachers Gifts & Stocking Stuffers Birthday Gifts for Kids

Bite Me

Bite Me
Author: Parker Blue
Pages: 232
ISBN: 9781935661061
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Release: 2008-10-15
Editor: BelleBooks
Language: en

Explanation of the Book:

Barely eighteen-year-old heroine Valentine Shapiro got a raw deal in the parent lottery. Her father was part incubus demon, and her mother's never forgiven her for that.Life after high school is tough enough without having to go 15 rounds with your inner demon. Thrown out of the house by her mother, Val puts one foot in front of the other and does the only thing that seems to make any sense--she takes aim at the town vampires. A stake a day, keeps the demon at bay. (But don't call her Buffy. That makes Lola, her demon, very cranky.) Her dark side makes everyday life a roller coaster, but means she's perfect for her night job as a bounty hunter. San Antonio's vampires are out of control, and it's up to Val, her faithful hellhound Fang, and her new partner, a handsome San Antonio police detective, to get the deadly fangbangers off the city streets. Soon enough she finds herself deep in the underbelly of the city, discovering the secrets of the Demon Underground and fighting to save those she loves. Whether they love her back or not.

Lick Your Plate

Lick Your Plate
Author: Julie Albert,Lisa Gnat
Pages: 304
ISBN: 9780449016985
Available:
Release: 2016-03-29
Editor: Appetite by Random House
Language: en

Explanation of the Book:

Lick Your Plate is a must-have cookbook with 160 recipes that satisfy the needs of all home cooks: fast, fresh, foolproof and family-friendly. Not to mention it's like having two hilarious best friends in the kitchen with you. Got a full plate? Really, who doesn't? Lick Your Plate is here to help by rescuing you from cooking conundrums and mealtime mayhem. With 160 original, doable and delicious recipes, you'll never again be vexed by the age-old question, "What's for dinner?" From your best friends in the kitchen, sisters you can count on for laughs and support every step (and stir) of the way, Julie and Lisa dish up quick and easy-to-follow recipes designed for the home cook. With attention given to seasonal ingredients, serving up hearty-yet healthy fare, time restraints and cooking for a crowd, Lick Your Plate is an indispensable cooking resource. With ten chapters that take you from appetizers through desserts (including a wake-up-and-smell-the-coffee brunch section), you'll be inspired by mouthwatering visuals, funny anecdotes and drool-worthy descriptions of every recipe. From the first lip-smacking bite to the last tasty crumb, Lick Your Plate will help you serve up easy, crowd-pleasing meals to all your friends and family.